Don’t piss off a Brazilian woman! It seems that one woman used one of her biggest weapons as a means to kill her husband. You guessed it, she put poison on her vagina.
It seems that the husband was totally down to go down, good man, and became concerned after noticing she smelled strange.
How ironic is it that he noticed that her Vag smelled differently. I believe it is a fair guess that she was trying to kill him because he was cheating on her. He has obviously done enough muff-diving to notice when something is awry down there. Either than or it was pretty bad down there to distract a man from the task at hand… or mouth to be more exact.
And I also have to wonder what she could put there that would kill him without causing some painful burning. This woman was truly pissed off!
It seems she confessed at the hospital once they started questioning her hygiene. Woman, don’t be so vain! You could have gotten out of prison if you just claimed to be a bit nasty. You were desperate enough to poison your lady parts to kill your husband but a hospital staff accusing you of being a bit dirty is too much?!
Anyway, the husband is fine and he is now suing her. Personally I think his next girlfriend should sue as well. I doubt he’ll ever go down the same again.
3 comments
Ray
February 5, 2013 at 2:48 am (UTC 3) Link to this comment
Oh, this post is sure to give me a nightmare tonight…and maybe a couple more nights…
Rachel
February 5, 2013 at 3:25 am (UTC 3) Link to this comment
But you aren’t sleeping with a vagina
Danielle
February 5, 2013 at 5:09 pm (UTC 3) Link to this comment
Bahahahahaa!
The first sentence was so funny. I actually did not guess that at all!
And that was some great irony that you caught there, about how she didn’t want the hospital staff to think she was anything less than hygienic. haha