The obsession with Brazilian women is far from a new thing. If you don’t want to do one, you want to be one. They are the new black. Am I the only one who thinks that sounds a little racist? Anyway thank goodness for the article 5 Feminine Traits That Make Brazilian Women Ideal For Relationships . Without it how would we figure out not only what makes a Brazilian women but also why you should date her. And to think, he summed it up in 5 easy categories.
While I am no stranger to generalizations, I was a little taken aback by the 5 traits. First off, the writer weirdly left out anything having to do with intelligence, independence, or any personality traits not directly relating back to the happiness of the author. Of course humility made it on the list. So what do you say we all get on a time machine to the 1950s and analyze these 5 social stigmas surrounding Brazilian women.
Brazilian Women are Modest
“…We know that Brazilian women are more openly sexual—they will not hesitate to play up their physical virtues. Once you get to know them, however, you observe a quiet modesty that accompanies even the cutest of Brasileiras… Said to me by a beautiful Brazilian girl: ”I never thought you would be interested in someone who looked like me.”
So you like Brazilian women because they are hot and insecure. I mean, I’m all about modesty but he’s talking about insecurity. Just look at the definitions:
the quality or state of being unassuming or moderate in the estimation of one’s abilities.
“with typical modesty he insisted on sharing the credit with others”
(of a person) not confident or assured; uncertain and anxious.
“a top model who is notoriously insecure about her looks”
Brazilian Women Care about Your Sexual Fulfillment
For Brazilian women, sex isn’t just a transactional bargaining tool or an opportunity to express a liberated, patriarchy-free statement about the equality of the coital act. They want to express passion for their lover and wish for both parties to have a transcendental experience. Contrast this with women in the west, who will use you as a pogo stick in a vain attempt to find enjoyment for only themselves. .
I admit, sex is sold as a bargaining tool for women in the states. I have actually been advised to use it as such, though I don’t personally agree with it. However I do not agree with calling today’s anti-rape and slut walk movements an “opportunity to express a liberated, patriarchy-free statement about equality of the coital act”.
So just because women want the same sexual freedom as men it means every time we have sex we are using it as a tool as opposed to enjoying it? Way to help combat sexual stigmas. By the way, I’m so sorry that women wanting control over their own body is turning you off.
Side note, are you seriously claiming that women are using you for your penis to get themselves off?! Must be one hell of a dick seeing that 80% of women can’t orgasm from intercourse alone. If you didn’t know that I’m guessing you need to brush up on some skills.
I’m all about coming together but I find this a little weird. I’m not sure if maybe I finally found my too-much-information limit or if this is actually a bit off. Here are my questions:
- How long had she been holding it?
- If she was in the throws of trying to hold back an orgasm, how is it that she could ask you so politely about having said orgasm?
- It isn’t weird to wait but I did find it weird that she asked for permission. They way she asked seems a bit submissive. Was some Fifty Shades of Grey kind of shit going down?
Brazilian Women are Eager to Please
So essentially look weak so that a man will be nice to you and pay for you. Nice.
Then there’s this part:
In contrast, Brasileiras understand that pleasing a man is the fountain from which a well-adjusted human relationship flows.They know that the company, security, and emotional investment of a high-value man is not something to be casually discarded.
So essentially “Come to Brazil where you can find a completely one-sided relationship, so much so that Brazilian women will do whatever you want so you won’t leave them.” or the classic “We all know you need a man, don’t throw away a narcissistic ass or you may end up with a drunk.”
I’d love to know what you need in order to classify as a high-value man. This kind of judgement needs an objective option because something tells me the writer believes he’s one.
Is it just me or does this guy just keep getting classier and classier?
Brazilian Women Maintain a Feminine Appearance
They know that their Master’s degree isn’t what catches a man’s eye when he walks into a bar. Rather than regarding makeup, long hair, and heels as oppressive tools of the sexist establishment, they relish their ability to make themselves look better.
I agree with this one. Brazilian women are very feminine. For me it feels like Brazilian women are proud of being women so they accentuate their femininity. I’m amazed by how many women I see wearing their long hair down in 40 degree weather with full makeup all while walking in heels on busted up sidewalks. They may be feminine but these women are also hardcore. And they don’t seem to sweat. It’s the weirdest thing.
But I must say we all know no one looks across the bar and says “Damn, look at the education on her!” Regardless of the country, that doesn’t happen. And tools of the sexist establishment? Now you are just turning into a drama queen.
They are not only focused only on their physical attributes, because they understand that their looks are the hook from which other interest develops. Even plain-looking girls attempt to accentuate their positive points.
Exactly, looks aren’t the only thing that Brazilian women need to focus on. Insecurity and servitude are also key ingredients. And how cute it is that the plain girls are trying to dress up like the pretty ones.
Brazilian Women Have a Desire to Learn About the World
Actually, this one wasn’t too bad. I am curious though as to where he is picking up women back home and where he is meeting them in Brazil. Something is kind of off there. I also do love how he mentioned “change their viewpoint if they see they are in error.” Something tells me that this guy likes to be in control.
These 5 reasons tell me that this guy is one breakup short of being officially jaded. I mean these are the top 5 reasons to date Brazilian women? Slightly superficial don’t you think. Don’t get me wrong, I’m all about you finding your soul mate or even just someone to fool around with . But it’s somewhat unfair to teach other men to expect Brazilian women to 1. be insecure 2. wait to orgasm 3. happily become your bitch if you are a “high-value” man 4. keep themselves pretty and 5. encourage narcissistic tendencies by considering the man smarter and more worldly than themselves. Those are some pretty high expectations. I feel it is only fair to compromise. Maybe Brazilian women could be secure but sexually submissive or pretty, insecure, yet financially secure enough to not compromise herself so a man will take care of her.
What do you think?